Let’s face it, only idiots would fall for a Trump bearing power point gifts

US President Donald Trump at the White House in Washington, DC, on July 1, 2019. PHOTO | NICHOLAS KAMM | AFP

As he wandered around Palestine in the first years of the First Millennium, the Devil did not possess a laptop or projector to help him do a PPP (power-point presentation) as he was trying to corrupt Jesus.

Instead, Lucifer made do with what was available to him. According to Christian lore, he somehow got Jesus to go with him to a hill that overlooked a beautiful view of fertile soils and calm rivers and streams irrigating all manner of rich crops and fat livestock.