Crimes of lèse-majesté are not for us, as we are not a monarchy

Tanzanian President Samia Suluhu Hassan.

Tanzanian President Samia Suluhu Hassan. A magistrate sentenced a young man to seven years in prison for “maligning” the president. PHOTO | STR | AFP

I heard it on some FM radio station as I drove in my little village, and I did not believe it. Over time I have become so jaded by all the idiocies I hear broadcast by these radio stations that I suspect I have started building a self-defence mechanism to protect me from raving madness.

Only this was true, as I got to confirm the news hardly half an hour later. Yes, a magistrate at a low level of the judiciary had indeed sentenced some poor unfortunate devil to a sentence of seven years in prison and a fine of Tsh15,000,000 (read fifteen million Tanzanian shillings, and divide that by 2,300 to get your measure in the greenback).