BUWEMBO: Kenya shows off by deporting jesus, just to outdo Ugandans
Kenyans knew we were about to scoop top prize for weirdness. So as we Ugandans were scoring our big one, they chose to deport their jesus and they stole our limelight. ILLUSTRATION | JOHN NYAGA
These Kenyans! The other day they deported a jesus (note the small ‘j’ so you can’t accuse me of blasphemy). Anytime now Ugandans will deport a satan. Me (speaking like them), I will not intercede for the Kenyans when the dad of jesus punishes them for humiliating His son.
The reason I won’t pray for the Kenyans is because I suspect they want to upstage us. They knew we were about to scoop top prize for weirdness. So as we were scoring our big one, they chose to deport their jesus and they stole our limelight.
