From child labour to downtown, we do more than Trump to confuse outsiders

A seven-year-old boy going by the name Fresh Kid has taken Kampala by the storm with his singing. The Minister for Youth had promised to arrest him and his handlers for child labour. ILLUSTRATION | JOHN NYAGA | NMG

If there is one thing Ugandans are good at, it is twisting English words to give them alternative meanings. We have been at it for so long that Trump’s team shouldn’t steal our credit for the alternative facts concept.

Right now we have “child labour” in reference to finding tender talent. A seven-year-old boy going by the name Fresh Kid has taken Kampala by the storm with his singing. The Minister for Youth had promised to arrest him and his handlers for child labour.