Good leaders are liars… They prepare us for not-so-bad situations with lies!
If there are any investigations required about the con men who purported to come from the mentioned four countries, then government just needs to write to the governments of the four countries and the country’s missions there can follow up. Soon we expect the MPs to say that is what they mean, so we can smile with relief, comic relief. ILLUSTRATION | JOHN NYAGA | NMG
Did you hear about the scared teenage girl who failed her school exams and feared to face her extremely tough parents? She sent them a message saying she was pregnant, had contracted HIV and decided to follow her marijuana-smoking boyfriend to go wandering from town to town begging for food and sleeping on the streets.
The scared parents beseeched her to come home immediately so they look after her. She then told them she had even failed her exams but they assured her that it didn’t matter. With that assurance about failing exams not mattering, the perfectly healthy girl triumphantly reported home.
