No sex, please, we’re Swiss? Geneva’s nights throb to the beat of nocturnal commerce

That is why Swiss women don’t need to worry any more about the rate at which their menfolk are dying.

For diurnal industry has long ago invented a machine called dildo that — like Isaac Asimov’s Robots of Dawn — can do all the hard work for a woman while she just lies there enjoying herself. What a humdinger the free market is!